TAXES

1. What are you doing----- Business----- PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX
2. What are you doing in Business?----- Selling the Goods-----PAY SALES TAX
3. From where are you getting Goods?------From other State/Abroad-------- PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI
4. What are you getting in Selling Goods? ------Profit------ PAY INCOME TAX
5. How do you distribute profit?--------By way of dividend--------Pay dividend Tax
6. Where you Manufacturing the Goods?------Factory -------PAY EXCISE DUTY
7. Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?-------Yes------PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX
8. Do you have Staff?--------Yes----------PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX
9. Doing business in Millions?--------Yes---------PAY TURNOVER TAX-------No------Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax
10. Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?-------Yes, for Salary------PAY CASH HANDLING TAX
11. Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?---------Hotel-----------PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX
12. Are you going Out of Station for Business?----------Yes--------PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX >>13) 13. Have you taken or given any Service/s?--------Yes---------PAY SERVICE TAX
14. How come you got such a Big Amount?----------Gift on birthday------- PAY GIFT TAX
15. Do you have any Wealth?--------Yes----------PAY WEALTH TAX
16. To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?----------Cinema or Resort---------- PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX
17. Have you purchased House?--------Yes--------PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE
18. How you Travel?-----------Bus---------PAY SURCHARGE
19. Any Additional Tax?--------------Yes----------PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE>CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX
20. Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?--------------Yes---------- PAY INTEREST & PENALTY
21. Do you wish to cross the bridge while go back home?-----------Yes--------PAY TOLL
22. INDIAN :: can i die now??----------Please wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!!!