Tuesday, March 24, 2009

BULLETIN BOARD

#Sign on a railway station at Patna:
Aana free, jaana free,pakde gaye to khana free.
#Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative...More the success, more the relatives.
#Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
We need your heads to run our business.
#A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else theynever will be...
#Sign in a restaurant:
All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager...
#THE BEST ONE BY INDIAN ARMED FORCES:
Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations suchas Jaish, Lashkar etc. It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and God.

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